1.16.2009

MI Funny...

In light of recent weather...

I just had to post this funny!

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
people in Michigan plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down..

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Michaganders close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero :
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late!

6 comments:

Lin said...

pretty funny-you are hardy folks in michigan. i remember when i lived in wisconsin after utah and it was so cold we decided to move back to california!!! it was 58 degrees above today and it's wonderful!

mom/caryn said...

This is HILARIOUS!!! I can't stop giggling.

Barb Nelson said...

Love it - I just replaced Michiganders with Minnesotans. And as an FYI - schools didn't close in MN this past week. Apparently -45 windchills just isn't cold enough!

Elley said...

Wow Dawn, this is so true. LOL, it made me laugh. You are some tough people up there. But that's ok, I'm happy down here in Florida. LOL....but when we woke up this morning is was 34 degrees. BRRRRRRR We didn't go out and what you would probably be barque-ing.......lol

Hugs, Ellen

gremhog susan.hatch@gmail.com said...

absolutely does sound like MI

Karinn said...

This is so funny! I'm such a wimp to the cold too. I should've been born a lizard... I need to bask on the sun to feel like I can move!