7.25.2008

What happens when you let your kids stay up late

What my mom will read in her IM window in the morning:



dawnmercedes says:
You will not believe this
dawnmercedes says:
a couple of minutes ago, I told E* to go potty
dawnmercedes says:
everyone was going to bed
dawnmercedes says:
he goes into his bathroom,
dawnmercedes says:
comes out pulling up his pants and (calmly) says there is a frog in the toilet
dawnmercedes says:
so I creep in there with c*
dawnmercedes says:
and then I start screaming bloody murder
dawnmercedes says:
there was frog in there
dawnmercedes says:
swimming around
dawnmercedes says:
and then con started screaming
dawnmercedes says:
then Ken, who was in the kitchen, comes up to see what the screaming is
dawnmercedes says:
and he's going to take a pix b/c I don't want to look at it
dawnmercedes says:
and e* is "afraid" and ran into my room and slammed the door
dawnmercedes says:
and c* is saying that the frog crawled up from the sewer
dawnmercedes says:
okay, i need to go look at it
dawnmercedes says:
mck is telling ken to "shut the toilet daddy"
dawnmercedes says:
c* blew on it b/c it wasn't moving and it went back down the toilet
dawnmercedes says:
OH MY GOODNESS
dawnmercedes says:
gross
dawnmercedes says:
it's not one of our small cute frogs
dawnmercedes says:
it's a med. frog
dawnmercedes says:
I just went and looked
dawnmercedes says:
and asked ken if he thought if came up the sewer
dawnmercedes says:
and ken said yes
dawnmercedes says:
so I said flush it b/c it's oging to be diseased
dawnmercedes says:
and then we heard 'flush"
dawnmercedes says:
c* flushed it
dawnmercedes says:
so then I started SCREAMING again
dawnmercedes says:
and now e* is asking.."Is it going to break the toilet?' over and over
dawnmercedes says:
C* says, "what...you told me to flush it."
dawnmercedes says:
(I didn't tell him)
dawnmercedes says:
and now he's asking ken to check the toilet again to see if the frog came back up
dawnmercedes says:
and now...everyone is saying "put it on the blog...put it on the blog."
dawnmercedes says:
now e* is afraid to pee
dawnmercedes says:

great...





17 comments:

Lin said...

ha ha ha ha ha...so funny. i laughed and laughed. my engineer husband says its impossible for the frog to get up from the sewer but it seems i've heard of snakes in toilets before. makes you want to look before you sit down everytime. ha ha ha ha ha!

Jan Scholl said...

yell down the toilet and give him my address. He can come live with me. He's cute.

abr said...

EEEKKK, not something I would want to find in my toilet.....I bet if you ever go in the middle of the night, you will be turning on the light everytime.....

Billie

The Doodle Factory said...

OH NO! this is pretty much my worst nightmare since I have an unsubstantiated but incredibly fierce fear of frogs and creepy crawlies (the cartoon ones I can handle, but real life ones put me in a paralyzed state!)

The Doodle Factory said...

OH NO! this is pretty much my worst nightmare since I have an unsubstantiated but incredibly fierce fear of frogs and creepy crawlies (the cartoon ones I can handle, but real life ones put me in a paralyzed state!)

Kim P said...

EEeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I would have screamed too! Frogs are cute in the woods, in a pond...NOT in a toilet!

Hope you never have to go through THAT again!! LOL!

Paper Makeup said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is so funny!

Lisa M. said...

ROTFLMBO! Oh that it just hilarious! but mostly because it happened to YOU and not me! LOL!

Terry AKA TERRORE3 & Earhart Designs said...

OH MY Dawn!!!!! That would make me a little timid about going on that toilet too and I'm 40. Poor C.I've got the willy nilly s now just thinking about the Flush!

Terry

Quilt Nut said...

lmao Dawn!!

Rochelle W said...

OMG That is funny and gross at the same time.

JAR said...

Ok! WOW! I have never heard of a frog in a toilet. I think I would totally freak. They are cute in ponds, but not in the house!! hahaha

imastampin said...

Now that is just weird - and GROSS! Ewwww! Good thing your toilet was clean for the photo though. lol

Kristina Peele said...

That reminds me of the time my mom came out of the bathroom screaming....There was a BAT in the toilet. It was alive. I totally freaked out and my dad laughed so hard at the two of us that he hurt for days. The bat had tried to get out of the toilet, but had worn itself out so bad that it could no longer fly. My dad finally got the brilliant idea to "catch" it in a strainer (yes, the kind you use for spaghetti) and let it go outside. I'm sure it's safely back in their attic now..... :o)

Anonymous said...

Yuck. Could it really have come up from the sewer? That opens up a whole new world of creepiness that I don't even want to think of. Remember that 80's movie with the alligator in the sewer? I don't think I'll ever look at the bathroom the same way again.

Jenifer VanPelt

Laura said...

Here is an idea what you can do with the frog. OMG I laughed so hard at yourhttp://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/67-frog_in_a_blender story!
thanks for sharing LOL

Catherine said...

way too funny! now i'll make sure to look before i sit...LOL!