What my mom will read in her IM window in the morning:
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You will not believe this
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a couple of minutes ago, I told E* to go potty
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everyone was going to bed
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he goes into his bathroom,
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comes out pulling up his pants and (calmly) says there is a frog in the toilet
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so I creep in there with c*
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and then I start screaming bloody murder
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there was frog in there
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swimming around
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and then con started screaming
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then Ken, who was in the kitchen, comes up to see what the screaming is
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and he's going to take a pix b/c I don't want to look at it
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and e* is "afraid" and ran into my room and slammed the door
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and c* is saying that the frog crawled up from the sewer
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okay, i need to go look at it
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mck is telling ken to "shut the toilet daddy"
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c* blew on it b/c it wasn't moving and it went back down the toilet
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OH MY GOODNESS
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gross
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it's not one of our small cute frogs
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it's a med. frog
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I just went and looked
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and asked ken if he thought if came up the sewer
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and ken said yes
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so I said flush it b/c it's oging to be diseased
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and then we heard 'flush"
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c* flushed it
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so then I started SCREAMING again
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and now e* is asking.."Is it going to break the toilet?' over and over
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C* says, "what...you told me to flush it."
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(I didn't tell him)
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and now he's asking ken to check the toilet again to see if the frog came back up
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and now...everyone is saying "put it on the blog...put it on the blog."
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now e* is afraid to pee
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great...